Courtney writes comedic television for kids and families, as well as short scripts and scenes for storyboard artists to fill out your portfolios - and humor pieces to fill out your time spent scrolling Twitter.

Screenshot from End of the Bench, a satire sports blog. Photo graphic of two Olympic athletes in action, with a male handball player on the left and a female gymnast on the right. Top left corner has the End of the Bench logo. Under, my byline.

Renaming Olympic Sports:

From the Desk of FINA: Water Polo is the oldest team sport in the Olympic Games, making its appearance at the 1900 event in Paris. With the advent of women in 2000, the sport doubled in size, but it still does not get the respect it deserves. In light of this, the Fédération International de Natation politely requests the IOC to rename the other Olympic events as follows:

Football will now be Grass Polo, with the additional advantage of no more arguments over soccer, football, or futbol. 

Hockey will now be Field Polo. 

Handball will now be Land Polo, while Volleyball becomes Hand Polo. 

Of course, that makes Beach Volleyball: Sand Polo. 

Swimming, perfect as is, but Athletics is now Landing.

Animated Short Scripts: (All Ages)

Animated Spec Script: MIRACULOUS LADYBUG (Kids 6-11)

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Courtney’s latest scripts on Gumroad!

All-Ages Animation Script - For fans of Loud House, Central Park, Glitch Techs and other animated comedies.

Storyboard artists and revisionists need short scripts for their portfolio pieces. I am a writer who needs eyes on her work. Click above to download a 2-page PDF, free to use for storyboard practice or portfolio with credit.

 

Adult Animation Script - For fans of Bob’s Burgers or other adult family comedies.

Storyboard artists and revisionists need short scripts for their portfolio pieces. I am a writer who needs eyes on her work. Click above to download a 3-page PDF, free to use for storyboard practice or portfolio with credit.

 

All-Ages Animation Script - For fans of We Bare Bears or other animal animated shows.

Storyboard artists and revisionists need short scripts for their portfolio pieces. I am a writer who needs eyes on her work. Click above to download a 2-page PDF, free to use for storyboard practice or portfolio with credit.

 

All-Ages Animation Script - For fans of Amazing World of Gumball, Craig of the Creek, Big City Greens or other animated comedies.

Storyboard artists and revisionists need short scripts for their portfolio pieces. I am a writer who needs eyes on her work. Click above to download a 3-page PDF, free to use for storyboard practice or portfolio with credit.